Alwina, 20, hetero

lordoftheswag:

did you just say the n word?

white person:

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(via penis-hilton)

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nope:

i jokingly said to my crush to come over and now he’s on his way to my house

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(via ultraballin)

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1 month ago

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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1 month ago

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

(via ultraballin)

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1 month ago
i hate it, when the skin is gettin pimples and shit after shaving….

i hate it, when the skin is gettin pimples and shit after shaving….

(Source: pusspuss87, via forest-herpes)

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1 month ago

ldyiamartin:

when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter

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(via meanplastic)

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1 month ago

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam, via meanplastic)

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katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via meanplastic)

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mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

mrbiggsproductions:

supernatural-who-lock:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

thank you car side of tumblr

that is THE most ostentatious shit ever but I still feel like I need it immensely

(Source: mrcheyl, via ultraballin)

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